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Anonymous asked:

How do you make out with people?!?! Like you put your tongue in their mouth? This is good thing? Don't understand?

See what you do is you come up to someone you like, and just lick their face. This is the universal human signal for wanting to be in a relationship. If they ask you what you’re doing, that means they don’t like you. However, if they slap you, shove you, punch you, or scream, then you know they like you and you should then proceed to keep licking their face. This is how you make out.

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